February 2012
Kristen Wiig and Maya Rudolph present the Oscar...
KRISTEN: Six beautiful -- some say handsome, women invited by the Academy not only to present three awards, but also to shatter the common belief that size does not matter. I hate to tell you guys this, but it kinda does.
MAYA: Yes, but not length. (Beat.) As my grandma used to say: it can be short and still make your toes curl. And I believe, in my heart, my grandma wasn't referring to wieners, but to short films.
KRISTEN: See, I'd rather have a short film with some heft that's nice to me rather than a long film that just lies there and makes you do all the work.
MAYA: Yeah, but sometimes a film can be too long.
KRISTEN: Not for me.
MAYA: What?
going to bed. I'll watch the rest tomorrow.
adios.
Meryl you are perfection
Follow her or else!!! →
people can talk shit about America all they want but at the end of the day we have Ellen DeGeneres.
OMG! I JUST GOT MY 2,000TH FOLLOWER!
THANK YOU SO MUCH! OMG <33
THE SCORCESE DRINKING GAME CONTINUES!!
It can be short and still make your toes curl.
RDJ IN THE MONTAGE. OMG. STOP.
Watch
When Tony Stark and Pepper Potts showed up to the Academy Awards
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ANGELINA YOU FLAWLESS MOTHERFUCKER
<3
WILL!
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When is the academy going to stop fucking around...
which will be never because he is an immortal God
Robert Downey Jr, king of fucking everything.
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HOW IS ROBERT REAL OMG!
I AM CRYING. OMG
look at how he looks! AND HE WAS TEBOWING!
HIS EYESÂ
I[OJN G DGW
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RDJ RDJ RDJ OMGGGGG
KGRE DFH BFG
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LOL clever! "Hu-go.." "No...hu-go!"
I have literally said "Vwar horse cahn dahnce!"...
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TINA!!!
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So happy for Octavia.
Well deserved <3